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Most of the fun I derive from creepy notes is the realization of who the real author is. This note was full of ambiguity, and I still haven't figured out who did it. I just wonder what influenced the urination reference.

please sir!

I commissioned a poem from Calvin. It is about coloring.

At the time my fingers were stained with magic marker, and I wanted a poem about it.

Calvin received a pat on the back, versus actual money. We're a Monopoly sort of people at my workplace, if you catch my drift.